Worms

Imagine my surprise this week. I've had kids for ten years now, so I sort of think nothing can phase me. I've seen and had to deal with many a childhood thing.

But on Wednesday my youngest was complaining of a sore bum. That's not unusual. They can't really wipe their own bums very well, and often complain of itchiness.

However, on Wednesday night i was suddenly confronted with something I'd never seen before. A couple of nights running my youngest went absolutely mad at about 7pm. He started shuffling around the room like a mad dog. His arse on the floor etc.

I placated him with the usual platitudes and said I'd get some cream. He'd obviously not wiped his bum. But then I looked, and jesus H christ, a wee worm popped it's head out of his anus!!! I almost fainted. It was the most ugliest thing i've ever seen. Imagine seeing a wee maggot suddenly appear from your most dearests bum and then try to go back in. Luckily I had a wet wipe and caught the wee bugger. I then spent the night catching the wee fuckers. 15 I caught that night.

The Doc then gave us all a tablet each. Every family member has to have one. We've all had them. He still had the wee fuckers appearing until yesterday, but today he's been ok. Apparently, they are dead now. Bastards.