What do they know?

Well, there's the question. And there it isn't. The Freedom of Information Act allows me (and you most probably) the ability to ask for, quite possibly, anything. But what do I want to know?

If you go to this site you can, apparently, log a request under the act, and they have to reply. Or maybe tell you what you want to know.

I don't know; perhaps, what did the Cabinet Office discuss the day after the General Belgrano was sunk? Or the day after Orgreave? Or Hillsborough perhaps.

I see that people have asked very serious questions, like how much did BP pay Tony Blair to get oil rights in Libya recently. BORING.

Must think harder for a better question.

Twatter

I'm so happy to see, that of the 21 people following me (is that stalking?), I have a wonderful young lady who wants no strings attached sex.

That's a shame really as I think strings attached sex might be quite fun. Depending upon, of course, where the strings are attached. Notwithstanding the fact that i'm happily married and strings form a generally appropriate position in our sex life. From top to bottom.

She looks like strings shouldn't be a problem, but it seems it is a pre-requisite.

Swinesitus and Probable Swine Flu

That'll teach me to speak too soon. I officially increased the global pandemonium statistics by one today. Well, the doctor said, quite happily I might add, that "you probably did have swine flu, so I have to log you as 'probable swine flu'".

I was actually at the doctors because after recovering I immediately felt bad as soon as I got back to work. Sharp pain in the front of my head, starting in the corner of my eye cavity.

Now, unbenownst to me, if your head wasn't full of cavities (see right) it would be so heavy that you wouldn't be able to lift it. I asked for clarification from the doctor on whether she meant with my hands. But apparently she meant we would all fall over from it's sheer weight.

Anyway, the membrame in said cavities is the same stuff that's up your nose, and when it gets infected (green snot*) it can all back up into these cavities and block up, making you feel like your head is actually a medicine ball. This can happen after flu.

After swine flu I think we should call this Swinesitus. I'd happily go and update the wikipedia entry for Sinesitus to reflect this, but I'm not as brave as my mate Musters with his Clown Fish update.

* Snot is green for evolutionary reasons